Red Unicorns

For the past several hours, I’ve been pacing and fidgeting around my computer, wondering if ten minutes is too short a time to wait before checking my email again. I went back on forth on the issue, and eventually decided that only waiting five minutes was probably fine. I’m pretty sure I started checking it every three minutes.

Last year, a call for submissions to an anthology went out to the alumni of Superstars Writing Seminars. I was an alum, but I hadn’t been keeping up with the others much over the past couple years, and I had my hands full with my own projects and living in a new country. I didn’t submit.

That anthology had one driving theme and one basic requirement: purple unicorns. While a fantasy buff, I hadn’t developed much of an interest in unicorns since I cracked open my first fantasy novel. I didn’t think I had a unicorn story in me.

Unicorns, man. Unicorns.

Even so, I watched the proceedings with interest. The anthology, called One Horn to Rule Them All: A Purple Unicorn Anthology, was released in August of last year by WordFire Press. It was well-received, and sales exceeded expectations. The stories were strong, the artwork (by the talented James A. Owen) excellent.

Its publication wasn’t like that of any other anthology, at least not for me. Many of the authors in that anthology were people that I had met and knew, and because of that, I was buoyed by their infectious joy. Even though I wasn’t a part of the anthology, I couldn’t help but feed off of the enthusiasm and excitement of those who were.

I don’t often feel regret, but at that time, I felt more than a bit. I wanted in, but I had missed my window.

At least, that’s what I thought.

A few months ago, another call went out, this time for Game of Horns: A Red Unicorn Anthology. I still didn’t have any unicorn stories in me burning to get out, but I decided that could be an advantage: I would write a unicorn story that wasn’t your average unicorn story. It wouldn’t be laden with castles or forests or young Tom Cruises in scalemail.

Thus was born “Scrapyard Paradise,” a post-apocalyptic alien invasion unicorn story. I can’t be 100% sure, but it might be the first of its kind.

I wrote it, polished it (with the help of my brutal, bloodthirsty comrades, the Tokyo Writers Workshop, as well as my parents — voracious readers, both of them), and sent it off. I also tried to forget about it while I waited, but that didn’t work out so well.

Finally, yesterday, the editor began to send out notifications in waves. I waited and waited and waited. No email.

Then she announced the table of contents for the anthology. “Scrapyard Paradise” was there. I checked and saw the email she had sent, confirming it. I was in.

There was dancing, and it may or may not have involved the Running Man.

I will probably share more about this later, but for now, please excuse me while I go watch Tim Curry in a devil suit.

A Gift

With everything that’s going on in the news, all the tragedy and hate and violence, it’s sometimes easy to forget just how amazing our world is. One of the great things about holidays like Christmas is that it reminds us of this, that there are still good people in the world and that they, in fact, outnumber the bad by a large margin. It also reminds just how much progress we’ve made in terms of technology, too.

I was reminded of this just this morning. One of my favorite digital media distribution companies (all hail the Bezos) had its Christmastime $5 digital album download bonanza, of which I gladly partook. My tastes in music tend to run a little obscure, so for a long time I was always looking for CDs at the local record shops, hoping against hope that something that they would carry the latest album by whatever European band had caught my fancy recently. Then, there wasn’t too much hope of that. Just enough to whet my appetite and make me realize just how much I was missing.

I didn’t have too long to wait for the Internet to catch up, and many of the albums I was looking for could be bought online for a reasonable price. Then digital distribution became a worldwide phenomenon, where even independent bands from other countries could join in on the fun.

Now I tend to take this for granted, waiting impatiently for the latest DragonForce album’s price to drop (which it did, thank you very much). But I’m glad I live in a world where I can take this for granted, because hoping that I can buy that latest album is one more frustration I don’t have to deal with anymore. I know I can get it instantly with nothing more than the click of a button, and I can even wait for a lower price if I want to.

Of course, my other favorite form of digital media is the ebook. Prices tend to fluctuate even more with ebooks and I watch those prices even more closely than I do music. A lot of good ebooks are on sale right now, and I almost wish I could buy them again, they’re so cheap.

Clans cover finalAnd for the rest of the year only, I’ve made The Clans: Tales of the Fourth World, free on Smashwords. If you’ve been watching and waiting for this as eagerly as I do for other books, now is your chance. I’m not sure if other sites will pricematch that in such a short window, so Smashwords is your best bet, especially since it supports every major ebook format. I wish you all a Merry Christmas, and hope you all have an amazing new year.

Tour Recap and Giveaway Winner!

Thank you, everyone who stopped by during the Making Connections Spear Mother Blog Tour and helped make it such a success! It got a lot of exposure thanks to you all of sharing and participating. Hopefully, people who were itching to read something like Spear Mother will lead happier, more fulfilling lives as a result of the blog tour (hey, I can dream, can’t I?).

There were a couple of reviews as part of the tour. Here are some of the highlights:

“The story was well written and I was pulled into Sandrena’s story… I would definitely read more of Brandon M. Lindsay’s work.”2 Book Lovers Reviews

“There were places where I felt the book was BRILLIANT in terms of the concept and the end really blew my socks off.”The Bookish Foodie Reviews

Elated doesn’t begin to describe how I feel.

Also, I would like to announce the winner for the blog tour giveaway, and she is…

… drumroll…

Linda Bass!! She decided to go with the $25 Amazon gift card, and she was very excited to win. Congratulations, Linda!

Tour Update: More Stops!

Two more stops have been added to the Making Connections Blog Tour for Spear Mother, and they are as follows:

These Are But Shadows – already live

Dark Obsession Chronicles – June 20th

Please check them out!

Also, in my last post, I mentioned a giveaway, so here are the details: you can win a $25 gift card to either Amazon or Barnes and Noble! Follow the tour to take part in the giveaway!

Blog Tour!!

I’m stoked to announce that Spear Mother and I will be going on a blog tour (hosted by Making Connections) between June 16th and June 22nd! Please stop by to show your support, check out some rad reviewers, or even if you just want to learn the dirt on Brandon. There may even be a giveaway (details forthcoming on that front). Dates are tentatively as follows:

6/16 – 2 Book Lovers Reviews

6/17 – Judith Leger

6/18 – Michael Sci Fan

6/21 – Making Connections Blog

6/22 – The Bookish Foodie Reviews

The hosts would love to know what you think, so join in the convo by leaving a comment detailing your thoughts on the tour and Spear Mother, your innermost feelings about the universe, favorite family recipes, etc.

A while back I had a campaign to lower the price of Dark Tree to nuthin’, and it was a smash hit grand success thanks to all the help I received from y’all. Now, I’m a cheapskate like you wouldn’t believe, and I watch ebook prices like some people watch the stock market. I might even be more fanatical than most stock brokers. So if you’re anything like me, you’ve been anxiously waiting for the latest ebook by your favorite fantasy author to be available for free. Well, whoever your favorite fantasy author is probably won’t be able to do that, but we might be able to do something about my book. That’s right. I’m talking about price-matching Spear Mother on Amazon.

The process is pretty straightforward. Simply click on this link to go to Amazon’s Spear Mother page:

Spear Mother on Amazon

Scroll down to the Product Details section and click on the hyperlink that says, “tell us about a lower price?” A box will pop up. Click on “Website” and copy/paste in the following URL:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spear-mother-brandon-m-lindsay/1118972391?ean=2940045785419

For the price and shipping price, type in “0.00.” For the date, just put in today’s. Then click “Submit Feedback.” And voilà, you’re finished. If you’re feeling ambitious, you can do the process again with a couple more URLs:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/book/spear-mother-tale-fourth-world/id848340404?mt=11

http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/421926

Every little nudge helps, so I appreciate everyone who helps out with this!

Spear Mother Sighting on Smashwords

Multiple sightings of the mysterious Spear Mother on the Smashwords publishing platform have been reported. While these claims have not been substantiated, information about the sightings has been leaked at the following web address:

Spear Mother: A Tale of the Fourth World at Smashwords

We advise you proceed with caution as the entity known as Spear Mother has been known to cause heightened emotions, increased brain activity, and (in outlying cases) titillation. You have been warned.

If the claim of the Spear Mother’s presence on Smashwords proves true, it provides incontrovertible evidence that the Spear Mothers are multiplying. The nation’s leading scientists have already issued a statement saying that this could lead to more sightings of the fabled being at Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Kobo, and other ebook retailers. Details of the timeline of such events are forthcoming, though one of the scientists who issued the statement (name withheld by request) said the effects would certainly be devastating.

“I can’t believe these Spear Mothers are running wild, completely unchecked,” he or she said off the record. “First Amazon, and now this? We’re looking at the beginning of a pandemic. I fear for the future of the human race. I really do.”

After the release of the statement, we reached out to the other scientists involved, but have received no response as of the time of publication. Local authorities have declared them all missing persons, and are currently operating under the assumption that the Spear Mother(s) have sought the scientists out and challenged each of them to one-armed arena combat deathmatches. At this point no bodies have been found, but funeral services will be held for them anyway at St. James Memorial Cemetery in Newdirk, New Jersey this Saturday afternoon.

New Release: Spear Mother

Cover art for the new release, Spear Mother.

Cover art for the new release, Spear Mother.

I am pleased to announce that Spear Mother, a new 24K-word novella, has been released for Kindle! I apologize that it has taken this long to release, and would like to thank everyone for their patience. I hope that, after reading it, you will feel that your patience has been rewarded. Although everything I have written is special to me (especially when it’s what I’ve written most recently), this one is particularly so. Evoking an emotion is one of the most critical and fundamental tasks of any art, and literature is no exception. While I’ve never been one to shy away from powerful emotions by any measure, with Spear Mother I had a specific goal in mind – to create a story that evokes deeper, more powerful emotions than anything else I’ve written. I feel I have succeeded, though I’d love to know your thoughts in the comment section (or, even better, please write a review on Amazon!).

In other news, I have moved back to Japan. There are many reasons for this, not least of which being Japan is just an awesome country, but there was a writing-related motive as well. One of the reasons I love epic fantasy is its incredibly broad scope, geographical as well as historical. Living in the most modern country in the world, one with a history that only went back a few hundred years, couldn’t really serve as a model for the timeless worlds that I like to create. America is a very young place compared to much of the world. And as much as I love books, I don’t use them to research cultures very often since it often seems so fruitless – I’m more concerned about the tiny details of how people lived than with the abstract and broad sweep of events that fill most historical books. That’s what I really want to know about, so I opted for a more hands-on approach. Thus I decided to pick up and move halfway around the world.

It’s paying dividends. While Japan is a modern country, with skyscrapers and tech companies and giant robos, much of it is very rooted in the past, which sure is useful for someone who wants to immerse himself in a wildly different culture. It has me thinking about those tiny details that I love in the best fantasy stories, the ones that make you believe you are really there in the place that the author is describing. Those details have always seemed so elusive to me before, and honestly the best of them were borrowed from other people’s imaginations (a practice I am shamelessly fond of). Now I get to steal them from my own experiences. Woohoo!

You will likely see them in some form in the new project (The Fall of the Moon – working title) when it is released. Speaking of which, a lot of development has gone into that project of a form that is very uncharacteristic for me – outlining. Plotting has always meant having a few dots in mind, representing key aspects of the story, with the connecting of those dots being done in the act of writing. While I have done some outlining in the past, it has mostly been at the chapter/scene level. This time, however, I have outlined the last third of the book. I was so astonished with how useful that was that I may be inclined to do it again sometime. We will see.

Until next time.