A Gift

With everything that’s going on in the news, all the tragedy and hate and violence, it’s sometimes easy to forget just how amazing our world is. One of the great things about holidays like Christmas is that it reminds us of this, that there are still good people in the world and that they, in fact, outnumber the bad by a large margin. It also reminds just how much progress we’ve made in terms of technology, too.

I was reminded of this just this morning. One of my favorite digital media distribution companies (all hail the Bezos) had its Christmastime $5 digital album download bonanza, of which I gladly partook. My tastes in music tend to run a little obscure, so for a long time I was always looking for CDs at the local record shops, hoping against hope that something that they would carry the latest album by whatever European band had caught my fancy recently. Then, there wasn’t too much hope of that. Just enough to whet my appetite and make me realize just how much I was missing.

I didn’t have too long to wait for the Internet to catch up, and many of the albums I was looking for could be bought online for a reasonable price. Then digital distribution became a worldwide phenomenon, where even independent bands from other countries could join in on the fun.

Now I tend to take this for granted, waiting impatiently for the latest DragonForce album’s price to drop (which it did, thank you very much). But I’m glad I live in a world where I can take this for granted, because hoping that I can buy that latest album is one more frustration I don’t have to deal with anymore. I know I can get it instantly with nothing more than the click of a button, and I can even wait for a lower price if I want to.

Of course, my other favorite form of digital media is the ebook. Prices tend to fluctuate even more with ebooks and I watch those prices even more closely than I do music. A lot of good ebooks are on sale right now, and I almost wish I could buy them again, they’re so cheap.

Clans cover finalAnd for the rest of the year only, I’ve made The Clans: Tales of the Fourth World, free on Smashwords. If you’ve been watching and waiting for this as eagerly as I do for other books, now is your chance. I’m not sure if other sites will pricematch that in such a short window, so Smashwords is your best bet, especially since it supports every major ebook format. I wish you all a Merry Christmas, and hope you all have an amazing new year.

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Spear Mother Sighting on Smashwords

Multiple sightings of the mysterious Spear Mother on the Smashwords publishing platform have been reported. While these claims have not been substantiated, information about the sightings has been leaked at the following web address:

Spear Mother: A Tale of the Fourth World at Smashwords

We advise you proceed with caution as the entity known as Spear Mother has been known to cause heightened emotions, increased brain activity, and (in outlying cases) titillation. You have been warned.

If the claim of the Spear Mother’s presence on Smashwords proves true, it provides incontrovertible evidence that the Spear Mothers are multiplying. The nation’s leading scientists have already issued a statement saying that this could lead to more sightings of the fabled being at Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Kobo, and other ebook retailers. Details of the timeline of such events are forthcoming, though one of the scientists who issued the statement (name withheld by request) said the effects would certainly be devastating.

“I can’t believe these Spear Mothers are running wild, completely unchecked,” he or she said off the record. “First Amazon, and now this? We’re looking at the beginning of a pandemic. I fear for the future of the human race. I really do.”

After the release of the statement, we reached out to the other scientists involved, but have received no response as of the time of publication. Local authorities have declared them all missing persons, and are currently operating under the assumption that the Spear Mother(s) have sought the scientists out and challenged each of them to one-armed arena combat deathmatches. At this point no bodies have been found, but funeral services will be held for them anyway at St. James Memorial Cemetery in Newdirk, New Jersey this Saturday afternoon.